Funny Job Posting On Elance

I was perusing freelance programming postings on elance and found this one:================================================= Following is needed:1) Recommend the most cost effective Java host for developing a small web app2) Set up this host, AND development environment (IDE) — I am a rusty programmer who does not know Java.3) Provide working Java code samples that perform the same/similar functions on each of the following web APIs: Facebook, Google, LinkedIn, Yahoo, Twitter. These functions are:a. Authenticate/login (store a user’s login credentials for each and login to each API)b. Perform a query against each (e.g., find people I know with last name “Smith”).4) Provide … Continue reading Funny Job Posting On Elance

Back To Normal

Or, as normal as a foreigner living in a Japanese nuclear leakage zone can be. Packed my brief case, put on a necktie, and headed into Tokyo this morning. Was interesting with dark train cars, no heating on the trains, darker train stations, and all the escalators shut down. It’s a different Japan and will be different well into summer of this year. Our house is zoned outside of the regular power outages, so I can keep this new home server humming and continue to develop, script, and otherwise hack unencumbered. Well, almost unencumbered. This little server screams – it … Continue reading Back To Normal

Sensation Sells – CNN Is A Cauldron Of Liars

Throughout my life, the wiser individuals have pointed out propaganda, sensationalism, and how one should only believe a part of the news that’s broadcast. This experience has been a big lesson and has made those advisories so clear; especially as it applies to CNN and Wolf Blitzer. I am in Japan and have lived in Japan for a third of my life at this point. I read, write, and speak the language fluently at a near-native level. I am not confused by the events here… unlike the stupid American reporters that keep claiming ‘mixed signals’ or ‘unclear messages’ or ‘changing … Continue reading Sensation Sells – CNN Is A Cauldron Of Liars

All Shook Up In Japan

Just as I start to write this blog entry the NHK station that I incessantly stay tuned into reports an upcoming earthquake warning… yet again. Since Friday March 11, there have been over 300 after-shocks only about 40 of which I can remember actually feeling or experiencing. Also, if the only news you have is from Wolf Blitzer on CNN, then you are drastically misled about the current situation.Since I was small child I have experienced four major natural disasters – the first was typhoon Pamela when I was 11 years old growing up on Guam. Then the 1989 San … Continue reading All Shook Up In Japan